Amish Paradise

When being abroad I've become addicted to technology. I'm always online and logged onto Skype, Facebook, Google Wave and Gmail. When my iPod dies I get apathetic. And what am I supposed to do when the credits run out on the phone? Of course, I wasn't technologically impaired before, but I didn't check my email everyday, and almost never used Facebook, but now I've gotten a few new favorites on the web. I use Wikipedia random pages as start page in my browser and Urban Dictionary gives me the definitions of expressions that are unheard off in conventional dictionaries. You can't go by without knowing what the following means: munchies, rolling, legit, tivo, Freebirds, or why not o<|:{>.