F*** the Ying Yang Twins

Good morning, America! When I wake up I clean. I do the dishes, sweep the floor, maybe vacuum clean too. And carry the bottles to recycling.

By now, I have gotten to know the Expressos quite well. The Expressos is my gang: Turtle, Youtube, Pokerface, Eddie, Al and me. We're a cultural mix, which makes some discussion very interesting. For example, Youtube told us how a Brazilian picks up a girl: if you're at a party the guy has to make an excuse (usually very transparent) to get a private moment with the girl, e g saying that he needs bandages from his car to get her there to make out. It's a social code, just like inviting someone up for coffee or tea...

Hence we weren't surprised when Pokerface left us with a Brazilian excuse to help a girl grab something in her dorm (who do you think was grabbing what? :-P)

The uni organized a concert with the Ying Yang Twins. The group is apparently famous here with songs like "The girl is a hoe" and "Smoke break". Most of their songs involved crashing sounds and the words "nigga", "bitch" and "fuck". Still we stood in a crowd of drunken teenagers listening to the...music. Turtle was harassed by a 18-year old girl, who pressed herself against him while he tried to avoid touching her, poor Turtle. A weird looking guy with gloving gloves wanted to sell us E, but he too without success.

Thanks for letting me steal your photo, Youtube

After the concert we went to a birthday party, which was fun until the police shut it down 1.30.

EDIT: After debating the subject our group got the name Expressos instead of Nespressos.